YouTube user Jordan Watson has compiled an amusing list of ways to hold a baby. Chances are if you are a parent, then you have already mastered a few if not most of these.
- The Standard Shoulder Hold
- The Reverse Standard Shoulder Hold
- The Chin Standard Shoulder Hold (pick something up)
- The Baby Jesus
- The Double Baby Jesus
- The Stinky Nappy for Me
- The Stinky Nappy for You
- The Box of Beers
- The Telephone
- The Dance Partner
- The Bird on a Wire
- The Poor Man’s Front Pack
- The Hide Ya Beer Belly
- The Rugby Ball Hold
- The Other Rugby Ball Hold
- The Show Off to the Other Dads Superman
- The Show Off to Other Kids Fish
If you have twins, then I guess you will just have to improvise a little.
